heyy!!
on saturday, me and jess and poppy went out. jess was EXTREMELY DRUNK, i was pretty drunk and poppy was basically sober.
i needed to pee REAL BAD. jess squats on the ground and pisses so i decide to pee on the ground too. in public. so i pull down my pants, my ass is OUT, i'm holding an empty cardboard box between my legs as i'm standing. and i start peeing.
my pee is going into the box, but also out of the box. i accept that it isn't working so i drop the box and continue peeing ON MYSELF. after a strangely long duration of time, i realise i've just pissed ALL OVER MY JEANS. so i have to walk around the local village in PISSED SOAKED TROUSERS. and jess is collapsing and whining and frankly I WAS GETTING PISSED OFF because there was PEE IN MY SOCKS. so i SPRINT to my house and change. it was nice. oh yeah, i also LOST MY LIP LINER.
the next morning, alvin asks to hangout like AT THAT EXACT MOMENT. so i go out with my makeup on from LAST NIGHT, my hair was GROSS and HUNGOVER.
anyways, that was my weekend.
today, it was normal kinda. we're still trying to avoid leah but she keeps on FINDING US. she likes me for some reason. anyways. at lunch, ava walked past us and said "your friends don't like you" and leah says "shut up, you fat pig" AND I AM SHOCKED. ava goes to her group (leah's old friend group) and they're like observing us. by the way, most of them have been exchanging glances and looks with me for like the whole day.
then, ONE BY ONE they all POP UP around us. so i am SCARED because THEY'RE ARE SURROUNDING US LIKE VULTURES. they rush me and jess away but POPPY WALKED AWAY WITH LEAH. so we go to find poppy and we find them and we're talking and i am anxiously looking around incase the group comes around the corner. leah asks me what i'm looking for so i answer and like 10 seconds later the ENTIRE GROUP EMERGES AROUND THE CORNER. and then the bell rings THANK GOD.
i was walking home and a bug flew into my mouth and DIED. GROSS.
i gotta do homework now, and then i'm gonna sleep. i need to nap.
signed with fairy dust and a wish,
- eloise
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